We're looking for jokes, riddles and puzzles of any kind, so please join Ami and Tamara and send in your favourite. You'll find out how to send in your jokes on the Welcome page.

Brain Teasers

1. Mary's mum and dad had four children, North, East & South, what was the forth called?
2. A man takes his dog for a walk, the man rode his bike, yet walked, what was the dog called?
3. A man was born around 1750 and died around 1920, he was 80 years old when he died, how could this be?
4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
5. If you had three apples and you took two how many would you have?
6. A plane crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean , where were the survivors buried?
7. What overpowers you without hurting you?

1. The forth child was called Mary (of course)
2. The dog is called "Yet"
3. No, because he is dead!
4. if you took two then you have two
5. You can not bury survivors
6. Sleep
7. Because 1750 and 1920 are the times he
   was born and died.

Funny Lines...

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam".

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A jumper-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." Dolly replies, "I don't believe you."
"It's true," protests Daisy, "No bull!"

A man takes his dog to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for her?" "Well," says the vet. "Let's have a look at him." He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, the checks his teeth. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" exclaims the man."No, because he's really heavy."

Two elephants walk off a cliff - boom, boom!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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